Hello!

[Naib]

As I've just got round to signing up to the forum, I'd better say hello to everyone, and thanks for letting me join HH :)

Now that I've defected to the horde I will be able to find out if they are as smart as they say they are ;)

[TTaM]

Welcome! :)

[Deathstart]

AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!

/runs

Seriously, welcome to the happy world of HH :)

[Naib]

Who do I have to ask about getting access to the private forum?

Or is a joke needed first? :)

[Petru]

It's not required, but it may help.

[Naib]

A penguin was driving through Arizona on a hot, summer Sunday when he noticed his oil light was on. He got out of the car and, sure enough, it was leaking oil all over the road.

The penguin drove around the corner to a service station and asked the mechanic to take a look at it. The mechanic said he had a few others to look at first but if he came back in an hour he could tell the penguin what was wrong with his car. The penguin agreed and went for a walk.

He found an ice-cream shop and thought a big bowl of vanilla ice cream would really hit the spot, since he was a penguin and it was Arizona in the summer, after all. He sat down at the counter and started in on his ice cream. Of course he had no hands so it was rather messy. By the time he was done he had ice cream all over his flippers, and his mouth was a total mess.

He walked back to the service station and said to the mechanic, "Did you find out what is wrong with my car?"
The mechanic replied, "It looks like you've blown a seal."

"No no," said the penguin. "It's just ice cream."

[TTaM]

lol

[lewis]

that is the best joke weve had so far