Sten
02 Sep 2008, 08:36 PM
Hola-
Another War application.
Nationality: American (but a normal American)
Age [you must be over 18]:40
Why do you want to join: Zeb said you lot are mostly normal.
Who do you know in Head Hunters: Zeb, yite
How often do you play: A few hours a night but my offspring and wife often ruin a good bender.
What you do in real life [optional but helpful]: I am a stay at home dad.
Guild history, including why you left your last guild: I am a member of an eve guild that I have not left. I am not in a War guild.
My joke:
An 95 year old Italian nun dies and goes to heaven.
When she gets to the gates St Peter meets her and tells her that due to her life of piety and service to God he can grant her one week back on earth as anyone she wants to be.
The Nun says with no hesitation whatsoever says Alicia Pepileni.
St Pete is puzzled, he tells the nun that he does not know Alicia Pepileni, but he is going to search the book of names and he will find her.
After a week of searching St Peter returns to the Nun and says that he can not find any reference to an Alicia Pepileni, is there anyone else she would rather be.
At this news the nun nods her head and in a monument of inspiration she pulls an old, yellowed, well folded newspaper article from her habit. And hands it to St Peter.
As St. Peter reads the article he starts to laugh, when he gets done he is still laughing, he looks at the nun and says, “oh I am sorry sister, but it was the Alaskan pipeline that was laid by 10,000 men.”
Another War application.
Nationality: American (but a normal American)
Age [you must be over 18]:40
Why do you want to join: Zeb said you lot are mostly normal.
Who do you know in Head Hunters: Zeb, yite
How often do you play: A few hours a night but my offspring and wife often ruin a good bender.
What you do in real life [optional but helpful]: I am a stay at home dad.
Guild history, including why you left your last guild: I am a member of an eve guild that I have not left. I am not in a War guild.
My joke:
An 95 year old Italian nun dies and goes to heaven.
When she gets to the gates St Peter meets her and tells her that due to her life of piety and service to God he can grant her one week back on earth as anyone she wants to be.
The Nun says with no hesitation whatsoever says Alicia Pepileni.
St Pete is puzzled, he tells the nun that he does not know Alicia Pepileni, but he is going to search the book of names and he will find her.
After a week of searching St Peter returns to the Nun and says that he can not find any reference to an Alicia Pepileni, is there anyone else she would rather be.
At this news the nun nods her head and in a monument of inspiration she pulls an old, yellowed, well folded newspaper article from her habit. And hands it to St Peter.
As St. Peter reads the article he starts to laugh, when he gets done he is still laughing, he looks at the nun and says, “oh I am sorry sister, but it was the Alaskan pipeline that was laid by 10,000 men.”