Yite

[yite]

Hi,

Signing up for Warhammer Online ;) playing EvE at the moment with Zeb, Alien Styx and Spear. Also have a 51 hunter on Twilight AoC but don't see a future for her (and the game).

Just got my hands on a pre-order collectors edition at HMV (hint if you don't have one yet, took a bit of staff convincing that they really had them)

Hope to see and hunt with you all soon.

-Yite

[Zebarmy]

Just got my hands on a pre-order collectors edition at HMV (hint if you don't have one yet, took a bit of staff convincing that they really had them)

BASTARD!

And - Confirming Yite is cool ;)

Z

[Zarbina]

Having Zeb vouching for you is hardly a good idea tbh :(

[yite]

:D

[Snarfles]

Please please please get Alien back, Noodles needs to have a chat about a crate of Acid Rifles or something :p

[Zebarmy]

Please please please get Alien back, Noodles needs to have a chat about a crate of Acid Rifles or something :p
Soooo SOOOO working on it :P

Chances of them both being on Comms at the same time = slim ;)

[Zyxx]

Sorted, our first WAR member!

If anyone else has friends who want to sign-up for WAR then get them to register here.

[Zebarmy]

Thanks Velv :)

Yite you owe us a joke... Cough up!

[yite]

A bird, a fish and a crocodile are talking about where they will spend their holidays. The bird says: "Well as I have wings, my father has wings and my mother has wings we'll probably be flying somewhere." to which the fish says: "as I can swim, my father can swim and my mother can swim we'll be spending ours near water". Both look at the crocodile who says: "*sigh* well as I have a big mouth, my father has a big mouth and my mother has a big mouth I guess it's Germany again".

[Zebarmy]

You're fired.

Bloody Dutch...

[yite]

Right guess it doesn't translate well I guess,

[Zebarmy]

Let me help you with some comedy GOLD:

Two drums and a cymbal fall off of a cliff

BA-DUM TISH!

See? :)

[yite]

Well there's the one about the dyslexic agnostic guy who wondered if there really is a dog...

I went to the doctor and asked him if it's ok to think you're Tom Jones, he said well it's not unusual...

[fatgit]

police have re-arrested Gary Glitter.They have found class A drugs in his kitchen, class B drugs in the living room and class 5c in his bedroom.

[Styx]

Announcement. Styx has officially retired as crappy corny joke teller in favour of ALL of the above

[Annuch]

no styx!

i miss your jokes, even if no one else does

[Grinlak]

But Styx! If you stop telling corny jokes, how will we know how long your legs are?!? :(

[Styx]

Oh Ok then.........

Tesco installed a medical machine that for £5 and a urine sample would diagnose any condition.
When Jim went with a sore elbow the computer printout read " You have tennis elbow. Soak it in warm water and heavy work for 2 weeks."
Impressed Jim wondered if he could fool the machine. He mixed tap water with dog poo, Unrine samples from his wife and his daughter and then pleasured himself into the mixture.
When he tipped it into the machine the next day the printout read :
"1.your tapwater is too hard, use softener.
2. Your dog has ringworm, get it antibiotics
3. your wife is expecting twins!, they are not yours, get yourself a lawyer
4. your daughter is on cocaine, get her to rehab
5. If you keep playing with yourself your elbow won't get any better.
thank you for shopping at Tesco

[Styx]

An Elephant meets a camel and asks " why have you got tits on your back?"
The camel replies " that's fucking rich coming from a fat cunt with a dick on his face!"

[Styx]

I keep having my profile rejected on the dating site match.com. One of the questions is " what do you want in a woman?"

Apparently "My cock " is not an acceptable answer

[noodles]

Dear Noodles,

I Owe you 5 x http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:W30SKvzKvVAJzM:http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/swg/images/thumb/5/57/Heavy_acid_rifle.jpg/200px-Heavy_acid_rifle.jpg

Love Alien


x

[alien]

Soooo SOOOO working on it :P

Chances of them both being on Comms at the same time = slim ;)

comms? so last year.

p.s Noodles who is that?

[alien]

x

DENIED.

F
R
O

:D

[noodles]

So are you coming to play WAR then alien?