Chikichika 70 Warlock

[Issie]

Nationality:British
Age [you must be over 18]: 23
Why do you want to join: I'm looking for a mature guild where I can relax and enjoy playing the game with some of the friends I have in the guild.
Who do you know in Head Hunters: Noodles, Bonesaw, lots of the members who came from trickery forums etc
Alts and their levels: No alts above level 20.
How often do you play: most nights
What you do in real life [optional but helpful]: I am a recruitment consultant who specialises in engineering.
Guild history, including why you left your last guild:

Elysium - I don't agree with the way its run, some of the officers are overly critical of the other members and raiding with them feels more like a chore than a game.

Affliction - I ran into money troubles in real life and could no longer afford to play.

Head Hunters - Left for affiliction. At the time I was more interested in progression than anything else. Now I realise playing a game with friends is alot more important and having fun over progression.

If level 70 please additionally fill out the following: [not all are needed, just to let us know what you have done in TBC]
Heroic keys [Coilfang, Tempest Keep, Auchindoun & Hellfire Citadel]:All including Magisters Terrace
Karazhan attuned and any experience: Cleared
Gruul experience: Cleared
Magtheridon experience: Cleared
Serpentshrine experience: Hydross, Lurker, Leo and Tidewalker (All downed)
Tempest Keep The Eye experience: Alar, Solarian, Voidreaver (All downed)
Mount Hyjal experience: none
Black Temple experience: none

Pre TBC raiding [not necessarily on this character]
Molten Core experience: Farmed
Blackwing Lair experience: none
AQ40 experience: none
Naxx experience: none

Link to your character profile or list of kit [important]: http://eu.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Outland&n=Chikichika

Do you have a microphone and are happy to use it [required]: Yes, although I am usually quite quiet on comms for anything apart from raid related chat.

Anything else you'd like to add: I understand that there are no available raid spaces in HH, this is a purely social application. I'm quite busy with work at the moment and wouldn't expect to take over a raid slot of a more senior member. I would rather just enjoy the game, playing some of the smaller raids and instances when possible.

Tell us a joke:

"My God man! What happened to you?" the bartender asked Kelly as
he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast.

"I got in a tiff with Riley."

"Riley? He's just a wee fellow," the barkeep said, surprised.
"He must have had something in his hand."

"That he did", Kelly said. "A shovel it was."

"Dear Lord. Didn't you have anything in your hand?"

"Aye, that I did -- Mrs. Riley's left boob." Kelly said. "And a
beautiful thing it was, but not much use in a fight."

[noodles]

Yay, get Chiki back!

[mimax]

racist joke i demand she is banned!

[Danosaurus]

racist joke i demand she is banned!


i edited ur comment maz.. if what i edited is true they get my vote

[Kickles]

No your useless.

Kev told me to say that.

[Buzzard]

Is this phase 2 of Kevs grooming?

[Petru]

Depends if she's married or not.

[Jonkai]

Is that Chiki Chika all the way back from Wireplay?

[mimax]

sigh its not about kev, leave kevin alone LEAVE HIM ALONE I'M SERIOUS

[soc]

hostar reapplication to follow

[Petru]

Soc wins !

[Issie]

Is this phase 2 of Kevs grooming?


No! I have a shield that makes me immune to grooming and all its affects.

[Petru]

That's Ereb screwed then!

[noodles]

Is this phase 2 of Kevs grooming?


No! I have a shield that makes me immune to grooming and all its affects.


I'll wait 'till you're out of mana

[Issie]

Is this phase 2 of Kevs grooming?


No! I have a shield that makes me immune to grooming and all its affects.


I'll wait 'till you're out of mana


http://www.manapotions.com/index.html

one day I will learn how to paste pictures into a forum!

[Issie]

Is that Chiki Chika all the way back from Wireplay?


Sorry Jonkai, I only just noticed your post :). Yes I am the same chikichika from 100 years ago!

[Jonkai]

Arh hello ma dear, t'is Sonic but I had a name change :)

[Issie]

Long time!

I went off radar for a while, lived in spain for about 6 months so didnt have any internet!

I have enjoyed grouping and doing ZA with some familiar names again.

[noodles]

I remember that ZA now, Kick crying at me as he died for the 15th time. I'm quite supprised we got Dragonhawk down, considering how dire our class balance was, and how pitiful teamspeak is.

[cuba]

ROFL @ APP!

sorry we have no room for using loot whores who sell their accounts then steal them back , move along to some other chump guild.

[Issie]

Hello Cuba,

Long time,

I never stole my account back, I have this account because I levelled up another character account (named corningstone) and then changed the name back to my original character name. People who I grouped with and stayed in touch can vouch for me on that one.

I also recall pre tbc, that MC used to drop alot of warlock specific loot. I am sure that you remember the lack of warlocks back, then due to it being a hard class to play that held no real benefits to raids.

I'm sorry you feel that way. Is this the official response? If so that is a big shame, but I wont bother you any more.

[Snarfles]

Cuba we've let people in before who got all the loot then left/quit. Could have been a little more diplomatic.

[mimax]

I hate to agree with snarf, except when he says his dps is poo, but that was a quite harsh response. This isnt CS and we arent 5, given that i hardly think chika is here to ninja all our "casual" epics and leave to Safe. As I see it Kev needs cyber and Ann, Teek, Drk and Nyama arent willing partners, so to stop another incident I have to support her application.

[Zan]

I hate to agree with snarf, except when he says his dps is poo, but that was a quite harsh response. This isnt CS and we arent 5, given that i hardly think chika is here to ninja all our "casual" epics and leave to Safe. As I see it Kev needs cyber and Ann, Teek, Drk and Nyama arent willing partners, so to stop another incident I have to support her application.


haha /agreed

[Zyxx]

We're discussing this on the officers forum. There were a number of issues the last time you were in the guild, which you've indicated yourself and Cuba has expanded upon..

The 'leaving with all the epix for more epix' isn't on its own enough to say no to your rejoining, but we have to decide whether there might be a disruptive hormone imbalance.

[Danosaurus]

I also recall pre tbc, that MC used to drop alot of warlock specific loot. I am sure that you remember the lack of warlocks back, then due to it being a hard class to play that held no real benefits to raids.


just.. lol

[cuba]

i just don't forgive people who i feel use us and abuse us. sorry leopards don't change its spots.......... funny how we are one of the most advanced guilds on server u suddenly want to come back , coincidence i find that hard to believe :/

[noodles]

I've been trying to avoid posting any more on this issue as you all know where I stand on this.

It's no secret that I would love to have Chiki back in the guild. She's a good friend of mine, and I love playing WoW with my friends. I do try and group with her as often as possible, but as some of you might know its a lot harder to arrange things if that person is of a different guild. I had exactly the same problems when I was in WolfClaw or Trickery, without shared Forums, Voice Comms and Guild chat, these things are tricky.

My worry with this application is that some of the facts that are mentioned, particually by cuba are inaccrate. Anyone who was not involved, or can't remember the events themselves (it was back in 2005) will automatically see Chiki in a bad light. I'm not going to write lines and lines of text arguing each fact as none of us have any evidence apart here from what we remember from 3 years ago.

I know you've had a problem with Chiki for a long time, I remember you did before she left. I'm not asking for any miracle change of mind or heart here, just give her a chance to prove herself. That Leopards don't change their spots metaphore is simply incorrect, peope do change and Chiki now is nothing like what you've described. She's made her intentions and reasons for wanted to return very clear in her application, and you implying that she's just trying to guild-hop back now HH are doing well is just complete fiction.

[Snarfles]

We also have people in the guild that dislike other guildmates. So that shouldnt be too much of a problem :p

[Zan]

We also have people in the guild that dislike other guildmates. So that shouldnt be too much of a problem :p


yeah I'd be proper fucked if we had to like everyone in the guild.

[Snarfles]

Your name was one i had in mind when i wrote that post :p
Dont think theres anyone i dont really like luckily. Apart from Kick, but he's a cock :p

[Krondell]

Your name was one i had in mind when i wrote that post :p
Dont think theres anyone i dont really like luckily. Apart from Kick, but he's a cock :p


/signed :)

[Anoch]

I can't allow it based upon the fact that 'Chikichika' reminds me of The Cheeky Girls. She may not have based her name on them, but I'm just going to assume she did. Therefore, for me its a no for making me remember that disgusting pop outfit. Even VengiVengaGirl would have been better, though not by a large margin. Be ashamed, be very ashamed.

[Zan]

I can't allow it based upon the fact that 'Chikichika' reminds me of The Cheeky Girls. She may not have based her name on them, but I'm just going to assume she did. Therefore, for me its a no for making me remember that disgusting pop outfit. Even VengiVengaGirl would have been better, though not by a large margin. Be ashamed, be very ashamed.


ye but ur name sounds like Acock and that completely distracts Dano and abs to the point of raid wipes.

[Bast]

http://ccl.northwestern.edu/netlogo/models/models/Sample%20Models/Games/Frogger.png

;[

[Kickles]

So would snarf.

[Issie]

I can't allow it based upon the fact that 'Chikichika' reminds me of The Cheeky Girls. She may not have based her name on them, but I'm just going to assume she did. Therefore, for me its a no for making me remember that disgusting pop outfit. Even VengiVengaGirl would have been better, though not by a large margin. Be ashamed, be very ashamed.


I had my name for about 2 years before they came out! it made me cry aswell!

[lewis]

i was allowed back in after my pro raiding stint :D

[Zyxx]

i was allowed back in after my pro raiding stint :D


We were low on shaman at the time.

[lewis]

OIC :P

[Snarfles]

Needs must and all that :p

[Zyxx]

Anything else you'd like to add: I understand that there are no available raid spaces in HH, this is a purely social application. I'm quite busy with work at the moment and wouldn't expect to take over a raid slot of a more senior member. I would rather just enjoy the game, playing some of the smaller raids and instances when possible.


I just want to confirm your sentiment in the above.

At the moment we have 3 'raider' raids per week, mostly BT, Hyjal and Sunwell - obviously you'd not get a lookin for those. There is an additional 'social' raid per week, but to be perfectly frank I'm not enthused of the prospect of you attending that either; for whatever reasons I think you managed to leave the guild and sell your character more times than anyone else in the year you were last with us. On top of that we have half a dozen social warlocks and many more in other ranged dps spots who are already hoping for spaces.

So. Is your application to do 5-10 man content? If we prohibit you from joining 25 man raids does that change anything?

[Issie]

Being limited to 5 and 10 mans doesnt change anything for me. I knew before I applied that there would be no 25 man slots and I wasnt expecting to get into 25 man raids.

[Snarfles]

Would it be possible for the limit on 25 Mans to be reconsidered after a length of time? In the spirit of fairness.

[Danosaurus]

ull have to out dps me to get my spot first!

[Snarfles]

Or put out

[Danosaurus]

ah yes excuse my typing i am tired.. wot snarf said!

[mimax]

all you need is a cyber auto script to do that, when he is supposed to be pressing his one button of doom

[Anoch]

What are the cyber commands then? Kev, Petru? :)

[Petru]

Real pro's don't do it in game

[noodles]

You need two new UI addons.

FuBar_MSNMessenger(Ace2)
FuBar_MySpace(Ace2)

[Fat_Loser]

FuBar_LiveJournal(Ace2) for those interesting in something a bit younger and fresher

[Anoch]

Thanks for the tips.

Now I just need some kind of seedy hotel, plus a target.

[Kickles]

Borrow one of danos marks.

[RobertJ]

Or... aim higher. Which won't be hard.

[noodles]

Nothing says seedy like a $19.95 a night motel room

http://www.mccullagh.org/db9/d30-17/cheap-motel.jpg

As for a mark, check out one of these hotties (http://www.conjugalharmony.com/)

[Issie]

As tempted as I am to click the link, I should probably ask if it is work safe first!

[Anoch]

Hey, girls with criminal records, what you trying to say?!

Is it cos I is northern?

[noodles]

This girl is for me...

Name: Fisty
Age: 25
State: Mississippi
Hobbies and Interests: I do protection in here and I also like to read and do some poetry. I have a job in the garden and I like that it’s nice.
Convictions: Rape, assault with a deadly weapon and rape again. Only takes three for life and threes a crowd.

[Issie]

What part turns you on more? the rape or the assault part?

[sydrik]

Knowing Kev the fact that she is called 'Fisty'

[Zarbina]

What part turns you on more? the rape or the assault part?

Why chose when you can combine 'em?

[noodles]

What part turns you on more? the rape or the assault part?


A little from Column A, a Little from Column B

[Danosaurus]

i use the mod MinnaSex

links on robs website

[Petru]

MinnaSex....

I'm not quite sure how you could explain "sorry, I'm lagging" just as your about to dock the boat and your mrs asks "is it in yet?".

[mimax]

please dont mention docking

[Lungboy]

Damn right.

[Krondell]

Nice Hijack all pervs of HH unite :)

[noodles]

Dyslexics of the world, Untie!

[Issie]

What about the closet perves?

[Absalon]

Hi there

[Zan]

Hi there

A female warlok to replace Abs ? it will be like he never left!

[Absalon]

Hi there

A female warlok to replace Abs ? it will be like he never left!


Hey I can never be replaced, besides she's not even gay.

[Grimclaw]

Seriosly cant remember when ive got this good laughts :D thanks cheering up day at officer work :D take care HH xD