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Bodye
19 Nov 2007, 12:31 AM
Nationality: Human, but BE in game :0

Age [you must be over 18]: 34

Why do you want to join: Well we just recently changed over to the Eu servers to play with Teek because after deciding that we were going to come back to WoW it just didn't feel right not playing with her. And well, if you haven't seen Teek frustrated, then you haven't seen her around me - I am a thorn in her arse and she loves me for it.

Who do you know in Head Hunters: Teekhup

Alts and their levels: Lol, all laughable levels for now, but have previously tried all classes except priest.

How often do you play: Too damn much, but between work, kids and classes, I'm surprised how little sleep I get.

What you do in real life [optional but helpful]: Breathe - universal answer I'd assume. Military for a paycheck though :)

Guild history, including why you left your last guild: I have yet to be in a WoW guild that wasn't full of illegitimate children that found spamming guild and general chat appropriate.

Link to your character profile or list of kit [important]: http://eu.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Outland&n=Bodye

Do you have a microphone and are happy to use it [required]: I do, but even Sophye puts me on ignore IRL....wtf.

Anything else you'd like to add: What she said is good, we'd love to group with anyone's alts for now, get to know you all that we've heard SO much about from Teek. We have never been through alot of instances until we've outgrown them, but we haven't/won't ever ask anyone to "run us through" somewhere, nor would we expect it! Unless it's Teek of course :P We adapt/learn very quickly and we don't mind waiting to 70 if need be to join any adult guild tbh. But, we've been at the top game of various MMORPG's and we like to play alot. This time of year we're kinda busy with family/friends visiting, but we love our computer time. If I could make a living doing this, I definitely would. And I always have more alts than the wife, because I sleep alot less and I won't pass her in level.


Some personal favorite jokes:

Q: What's the difference between a British man and his girlfriend?
A: His girlfriend has a higher sperm count.

Q: Why do the Scottish wear kilts?
A: Because a sheep can hear a zipper from like a mile away.

Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blow-job?
A: You know she'll swallow.

Q: What do you call five Mexicans on the bottom of a pool?
A: Sinko

Q: What do you call a fat chinese person?
A: A chunk.

Q: What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?
A: On St. Patrick's Day, everyone wants to be Irish.

Q: How do you get 100 jews into a car?
A: Throw a quarter in it.
Q: How do you get them out again?
A: Tell them Hilter is driving.

Q: What does a redneck say after sex?
A: Thanks Mom.

deminaash
19 Nov 2007, 12:56 AM
any friend of teeks get my vote, good luck to u both with your applications

Snarfles
20 Nov 2007, 12:17 AM
Those jokes are fantastically racist. Im sure you'l fit in :p

Zyxx
20 Nov 2007, 05:33 PM
Are you at all upset that the female applicant has received far more responses than yourself? Apart from our resident gays Demi and Snarf?

And are you ashamed of your nationality? :)

deminaash
20 Nov 2007, 06:20 PM
oooooooh suit you sir!

Bodye
20 Nov 2007, 10:32 PM
Are you at all upset that the female applicant has received far more responses than yourself? Apart from our resident gays Demi and Snarf?


To be quite honest, I'd probably be leary if I got more responses than she did.


And are you ashamed of your nationality? :)



In today's day and age, I think sometimes we all are at different times. But no, I just prefer being a smartass at any chance possible :) Being American in this day and age can get different views, but although I am a proud supporter of so many things, I do not agree with others. Having traveled most of the globe, I think that we as "humans" are not always understood verbally as we can all speak different languages, but can still be wonderful to each other. To meet my wife and I you would like us because we are kind and caring people with common sense enough (humor comes in friendship, not always in a crowd) to not think we are more/less than any other nationality based off where we are from. People are people, and no matter where we're from we have assholes that live in our homeland, and politics is usually the best place to start if you're looking for them :) Once again, I choose human.....as I could love or hate either one of you no matter where you are from :)

Teekhup
20 Nov 2007, 10:47 PM
Poof

Teekhup
21 Nov 2007, 12:00 AM
log on and play!

RobertJ
25 Nov 2007, 01:44 PM
If you are going to be racist, at least get it right. It's the welsh that shag sheep, not the Scots.